"Cake or Death?"

I'm sitting here vacillating between unbelievably devastated and irrationally pissed.

Those conflicting emotions never go well together, because there's no good one on which to settle.

BATTLE TO CLAIM WINNARRRRRRR.



Yes, that's salt crystals in my tear. I live in Florida, and my diet consists of processed microwaveable foods, you better believe I'm SUPER SATURATED

I'd rather have some different emotions conflict:
Hungry vs. Tired = Either eat the cake now, or have it for breakfast.
Happy vs. Jealous = Eat your cake, or steal someone else's.
Claustrophobic vs. Euphoric: Eat your way out of the cake DO IT NOW THE ICING IS CLOSING IN ON YOU or Eat your way out of the cake WITH A SMILE

But Devastated and Angry? Weep in your cake or throw it on the ground?
Neither of these are satisfying.